February 2012
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Have you ever had like, an epic moment on a bus with a stranger? I did today. I was sitting on the bus and there were pretty many people on the bus. I was sitting backwards, facing a guy and the bus driver made the bus bounce, kind of and he started yelling at the other bus driver. Nobody on the bus as much as reacted, while I, burst out laughing and I look up and he’s laughing just as hard....
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Asshole: God is real and if you aren't religious then you will go to hell! MAY GOD SAVE YOU!
Asshole: God isn't real and if you believe in any of that shit you're stupid and should never breed.
Atheist: I don't believe in God, but I respect the beliefs of others.
Theist: I believe in God, but I don't mind if you don't believe in him.
Deist: I dunno man there's some shit up there what more do you want sit down eat a sandwich
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“You’re going to make mistakes in life. It’s what you do after the mistakes that...”
– Brandi Chastain
me: did it hurt?
person: what
me: when you blew through the earth, emerging from hell
person:
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Kid: why do we have to learn this
Math teacher: because fuck you
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